“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, ''Is life a multiple choice test, or is it a true or false… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image