Awake Quote by Charles M. Schulz

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, ''Is life a multiple choice test, or is it a true or false test?'' Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, ''We hate to tel you this, but life is a thousand word essay.''”

Charles M. Schulz

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