Frankie Boyle

I did a ski festival in Austria once. I was struck by how friendly Austrians were, before gradually realising it's more that…

— Frankie Boyle

Bombing Syria will achieve nothing.

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Your ruling class don't care about what happens to you. What seems like some enormous upset in your community is undetectable from…

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Remember, taboos are just a map of what a society feels it's acceptable to be neurotic about. Taboos aren't rational.

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For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand…

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Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if…

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When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

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If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than a picture of desperate humans living in a lay-by,…

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People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

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I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his…

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In a lot of farther-flung places in Scotland people are guarded at first, but as soon as they get to know you…

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I'm totally off any caffeine now.

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It is part of my job description to be offensive.

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Trump's one liberal policy seems to be his desire to pump more funding into mental health - which I've taken the liberty…

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We fear the arrival of immigrants that we have drawn here with the wealth we stole from them. For much of the…

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You can actually make your own Trump policies by going through the incinerator at the Daily Mail and picking through the dust…

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They say that the older you get, the more conservative you become: perhaps that's the reason there are no Tories in Scotland.

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I'm actually all for political correctness. If you want to work to change the usage of a word that's discriminatory then fine,…

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I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to…

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I went through a brief phase years ago of getting Men's Health then I realised there are actually only three ways to…

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The only award I've been nominated for is a Scottish BAFTA. A Scottish BAFTA, it's like hearing that the animals have their…

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There are many indicators of advanced civilisations, but unthinking hero worship of the military isn't one of them.

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Perhaps we've got so involved in the false selves we project on social media that we've forgotten that our real selves, our…

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Of course, it's absurd that we trust the Tories with our day-to-day reality, as so many of them don't really inhabit it.…

— Frankie Boyle

I was drinking so much coffee and Red Bull just to keep going it screwed me.

— Frankie Boyle