I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Trump's one liberal policy seems to be his desire to pump more funding into mental health - which I've taken the liberty… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
You can actually make your own Trump policies by going through the incinerator at the Daily Mail and picking through the dust… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
For anyone who has ever asked why the U.S. needs to address the issue of reparations for its history of slavery, Donald… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Trump divides his time between working some kind of 'King Ralph' angle, and claiming that he's going to make the U.S. great… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Somehow, I always imagine that Trump spends the evenings with his forehead pressed against the cold glass of an aquarium, talking telepathically… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Let's not forget that the essential message of a Republican candidate is a tricky sell. That you love America, but hate all… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I did a ski festival in Austria once. I was struck by how friendly Austrians were, before gradually realising it's more that Glaswegians are… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Your ruling class don't care about what happens to you. What seems like some enormous upset in your community is undetectable from a helicopter… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Remember, taboos are just a map of what a society feels it's acceptable to be neurotic about. Taboos aren't rational. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than a picture of desperate humans living in a lay-by, you need… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech,… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
In a lot of farther-flung places in Scotland people are guarded at first, but as soon as they get to know you they really… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Trump's one liberal policy seems to be his desire to pump more funding into mental health - which I've taken the liberty of interpreting… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
We fear the arrival of immigrants that we have drawn here with the wealth we stole from them. For much of the rest of… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
