Dyslexic Quote by Frankie Boyle Download Open image “It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.” — Frankie Boyle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dyslexic Funny Humor Really stupid Stupid Turns
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Honestly, I just thought I was dumb. Which isn't the case, I know now. When I got told I was dyslexic, it was really… — Dylan Llewellyn Copy Share Image
I'm completely dyslexic - it's the writing part. People read what I've written, and they have no idea what I'm trying to say. — Jonathan Anderson Copy Share Image
If you're dyslexic I think it's very important to know that you can do anything you want and it's not simply because you're dyslexic… — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
I wasn't dyslexic, I was just very slow. I passed my time daydreaming. — Jean Dujardin Copy Share Image
The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don’t read reviews, I mean I don’t read… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I did a ski festival in Austria once. I was struck by how friendly Austrians were, before gradually realising it's more that Glaswegians are… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Your ruling class don't care about what happens to you. What seems like some enormous upset in your community is undetectable from a helicopter… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Remember, taboos are just a map of what a society feels it's acceptable to be neurotic about. Taboos aren't rational. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than a picture of desperate humans living in a lay-by, you need… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech,… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
In a lot of farther-flung places in Scotland people are guarded at first, but as soon as they get to know you they really… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Perhaps my early problems with dyslexia made me more intuitive: when someone sends me a written proposal, rather than dwelling on detailed facts and… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
I was trouble - and always in trouble. Aged eight I still couldn't read. In fact, I was dyslexic and short-sighted. Despite sitting at… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
With my recovery programme, I have to do a daily inventory of how my day has been. I am terribly dyslexic and have attention… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
It caused more problems as a young kid, because the simple process of perceiving words on a piece of paper was hard for me.… — Bruce Jenner Copy Share Image
I am, myself, a very poor visualizer and find that I can seldom call to mind even a single letter of the alphabet in… — William James Copy Share Image
I was dyslexic as a child and it took me years to get passed that. I read a lot but it was hard and… — Robert Benton Copy Share Image
I, myself, was always recognized . . . as the “slow one” in the family. It was quite true, and I knew it and… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
My childhood was extremely lonely. I was dyslexic and lots of kids make fun of me. That experience made me tough inside, because you… — Tom Cruise Copy Share Image
I was dyslexic, so math and formulas were not necessarily my strong suit. — James Van Der Beek Copy Share Image
I just read about John Le Carre, the great spy novelist. He had an absolutely miserable childhood. His mother deserted him when he was… — James Hillman Copy Share Image