Saying something really stupid, then thinking, Well that sounded a lot better in my head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea. — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl. — Bill Peterson Copy Share Image
I made the decision to keep putting one foot in front of the other, and looking back that was a really stupid… — Gordy Ainsleigh Copy Share Image
And they say I'm really stupid for still wanting to be with you. But you know what? I don't care. — Lynn Copy Share Image
I focus on myself, but all these stupid comments you read on social media and journalists, it's really stupid. — Max Verstappen Copy Share Image
I just didn't understand the American political system, and I felt really stupid about that. — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ? — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever,… — Heather Whitestone Copy Share Image
When I was a senior, I ran for class president. And I lost. One of my opponents even told me I was… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Sociopaths are just like everybody else in that some of them are really brilliant, some of them are really stupid, and most… — Martha Stout Copy Share Image
I keep reading about people who want to be famous - it's not that they want to be great songwriters or great… — Barry Manilow Copy Share Image
I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I'm on the Facebook board now. Little did they know that I thought Facebook was really stupid when I first heard about… — Reed Hastings Copy Share Image
If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will… — Mark S. Fowler Copy Share Image
Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
If God does exist, it's in music and in art, I think there's more spiritually in what I do than in a… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Constraint theory asks: What is the price for doing this? Now one way around constraint theory is declaring your enemy crazy. Crazy… — George Friedman Copy Share Image
Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I usually never stay at the board after a game. Especially against Spassky. I made a dumb suggestion and he refuted it… — Bobby Fischer Copy Share Image
Now I just have these reddish scars there. I guess I always will, although Goody says they’ll fade over time. I don’t… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
I was writing a lot of true love songs-true love almost gone wrong but saved at the last moment...Many of the best… — Jorma Kaukonen Copy Share Image
It's just like they approach things on every movie I've worked on, very much as if it was a live-action movie. The… — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
When someone tells you you're not going to walk again and you spend about a year and half on your back, your… — Melody Gardot Copy Share Image
I'm the biggest proponent of test screenings now. There's two ways to face test screenings. For dramas, I don't know if I… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
When you have success on the field, you're more popular and you have that fame that comes with it. You realize you're… — Aaron Rodgers Copy Share Image
Like wars, forest fires and bad marriages, really stupid laws are much easier to begin than they are to end. — Matt Taibbi Copy Share Image
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate. — Marion Barry Copy Share Image
If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
It sounds really stupid, I hate making cosmic comments like this but, I just let it do what it wants to do. — Danny Elfman Copy Share Image