Janeane Garofalo

I did not support Operation Desert Fox.

— Janeane Garofalo

I'm not a disciplined writer.

— Janeane Garofalo

Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing…

— Janeane Garofalo

I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in…

— Janeane Garofalo

Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I…

— Janeane Garofalo

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor.…

— Janeane Garofalo

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

— Janeane Garofalo

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.

— Janeane Garofalo

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

— Janeane Garofalo

There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on…

— Janeane Garofalo

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those…

— Janeane Garofalo

I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of…

— Janeane Garofalo

Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.

— Janeane Garofalo

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

— Janeane Garofalo

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

— Janeane Garofalo

“Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.”

— Janeane Garofalo

All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?

— Janeane Garofalo

Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.

— Janeane Garofalo

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.

— Janeane Garofalo

I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned…

— Janeane Garofalo

Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a…

— Janeane Garofalo

You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.

— Janeane Garofalo

First of all, "redneck" is a state of mind, not a person. So the "racist redneck" thing is a state of mind,…

— Janeane Garofalo

I should also say, in general, I just drank a lot. I shouldn't characterize it as "to get the courage to perform."…

— Janeane Garofalo

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the…

— Janeane Garofalo