Conservative talk radio hosts have conned the American people into thinking there is such a thing as a pro-life, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-death… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go,… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over.… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Sometimes people say I'm a political comedian, which, actually I'm not. I'm a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
The directing thing, to do it well, I think you have to have a hell of a lot more discipline than I… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I have yet to meet very many people in the press who are really, truly interested in writing a good story or… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think the parts I was offered when I was younger, where I was asked to play that kind of slacker person,… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I don't know why in this country we coddle corporate criminals, war criminals, and racists. People walk on eggshells around them, and… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
The teabagger thing and the right-wing thing - they pick easy targets, and a female in the entertainment industry is low-hanging fruit.… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Herman Cain is probably well-liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the racist elements of the Republican Party, conservative movement… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think what hinders the argument is when people are afraid of hurting the feelings of racists and people who are genuinely… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You get pigeonholed by what you sort of look like. And I don't mean this in a self-deprecating way. I'm grateful for… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
When I talk about people wrapping themselves in the flag and hiding behind Jesus - that's an anti-intellectual thing to do in… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult… Many people are often wrong…… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Yes, I think lots of people are eager to obtain weapons of mass destruction. But there's no evidence that he (Hussein) has… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Herman Cain is probably well liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the racist elements of the Republican Party. Conservative… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!' — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about what this is going to cost in… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I feel bad that people think that "feminism" is a dirty word. I don't understand that at all, I'm proud to be… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
![“Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a Democrat [who] actually fights for the things liberals and progressive and rational people care about. I don't know why he's being thrown under the bus. He hasn't done any - he hasn't…” quote by Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/91b/janeane-garofalo-1940_broke_anthony-weiner-deserves-to-be-supported_359790.jpg)
