I didn't start acting until I was 27, and that was just through Gary Shandling and Ben Stiller who I knew through… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I would say that, unfortunately, the word liberal has been redefined over the last 30 years as if it is a bad… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
How long do we have to deal with conservative failure? How long? Thirty years is not enough? So I would say enough… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!' — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
