Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
But let me ask you this though, first and foremost: who's your favorite Spice Girl? Mine is Sporty Spice and I'll tell… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Yes, I think lots of people are eager to obtain weapons of mass destruction. But there's no evidence that he (Hussein) has… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Because we don't have a Fairness Doctrine, and because we have further media consolidation, and because we have a craptastic corporate media,… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You know George W. Bush is a war-time president, he says - proudly. Guess what. War is failure! When you are at… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
