Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I'm almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you're just taken out of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Sometimes there's a lot of tangents because I forget what I'm going to say so much. Sometimes there's very little tangents and… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Let's put it this way: I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don't… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
The right, like Pat Buchanan and Rush Limbauggh, use women and the black man and the Hispanic immigrant and the gay man… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
