I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable. — Seth Rollins Copy Share Image
I'm six feet tall. No one realizes that because on 'The Daily Show' I'm usually sitting. — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.' — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
I started 'The Daily Show' when I was 22. I was going to class at Long Beach. — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
As a kid who illegally streamed 'The Daily Show' it has always been a goal of mine. — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
After I left the 'Daily Show,' I was kind of sitting out for five years. I know what it's like to not… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
I don't watch much television. Yeah, that's pretty funny. I don't know where The Daily Show stand politically, do you? — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have… — John Mayall Copy Share Image
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
'The Daily Show,' which was created by women, Lizz Winstead and Madeleine Smithberg, has earned quite a bit of ink for the… — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
The Daily Show' was really a turning point, where people started to realize that comedy can have a true cultural impact and… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
I just started the way most comics start, doing open mic shows around Sacramento and San Francisco, and eventually, I moved to… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I'm a tomboy, but I really love doing my makeup - I find it relaxing and grounding. With 'The Daily Show,' it… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
My first 'Daily Show' piece was pretending I had this terrible immigrant journey, so I went to talk to an immigration lawyer… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
When I first came to the U.S. - because I do accents and I've traveled the world. I have friends of almost… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I majored in extracurriculars, honestly. I joined the Harvard Stand Up Comedy Society, which is a ragtag band of misfits. I wrote… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
On 'The Daily Show,' we get so caught up in the day-to-day news cycle. A story breaks, and then the piranhas in… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup,… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I think it does because if you think of where "The Daily Show" was when I inherited it from Jon Stewart, I… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I was like, wow, this guy's [Donald Trump ] going to do well. And I remember people laughed at me. People were… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I did the Daily Show, and then I did Air America Radio, and I realized that I was lucky enough to have… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
“Republican or Democrat, this nation's affluent urban and suburban classes understand their bread is buttered on the corporate side. The primary difference… — Joe Bageant Copy Share Image
All the young voters who flocked to Obama in droves grew up watching 'The Daily Show' and the 'Colbert Report.' — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny… — David Javerbaum Copy Share Image
I was a fan of "The Daily Show" I watched it,I never imagined being on it, but I figured I would just… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
Lastly, the ashes left behind, May daily show to move the mind, That to ashes and dust return we must: Then think,… — George Wither Copy Share Image
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I'm made of dead stars, I eat a lot of fruits, and I hate peak period travel, as opposed to my character… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a 'Daily Show,' Bill Maher junkie. I listen to NPR and I still get the 'New York Times' paper… — Constance Zimmer Copy Share Image
There are more facts and more truths told in the first eight minutes of The Daily Show than most political news conferences… — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
The Daily Show was an incredible training ground for that kind of thing. It was all about discipline and generating material constantly. — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
At 'The Daily Show,' we were satirizing a news program. You put somebody in a suit, you put 'em behind a desk,… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
Being a correspondent on 'The Daily Show' is some combination of doing a character and doing stand-up. It's a juggling act to… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
When I worked on 'The Daily Show,' we had some puppets made of myself, John Oliver, and Jon Stewart. When I left… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
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