David Javerbaum

But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

— David Javerbaum

“…when two people fall in love, it is as if some new physical constant has been added to the universe.”

— David Javerbaum

You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But…

— David Javerbaum

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny…

— David Javerbaum

As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life…

— David Javerbaum

“The number of the devil is not 666. That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.”

— David Javerbaum

“he doth, indeed, especially love heavy-metal; into the recording sessions whereof he does, indeed, sneak, that he may insert backward messages into…

— David Javerbaum

If there's a God, and we have all this evidence that there's evolution, but He created the world only 6,000 years ago…

— David Javerbaum