Lizz Winstead

The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.

— Lizz Winstead

In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the…

— Lizz Winstead

Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.

— Lizz Winstead

Since we are made up of comedians and filmmakers and writers and improvisers, we have the unique opportunity to bring joy to…

— Lizz Winstead

I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women…

— Lizz Winstead

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first…

— Lizz Winstead

Whoever's president I'm not going to be short on material.

— Lizz Winstead

We live in a nation where corporations are people.

— Lizz Winstead

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

— Lizz Winstead

If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going…

— Lizz Winstead

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

— Lizz Winstead

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone…

— Lizz Winstead

Legislators could easily be out-voted if people voted in midterm elections. The fact that we don't talk about all this stuff […

— Lizz Winstead

For me, it's important to elevate the hypocrisy with humor. Then you really are using the humor to elevate the problem, saying…

— Lizz Winstead

People who came to the clinics or came to the fundraiser knew what was happening in their state but didn't realize the…

— Lizz Winstead

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

— Lizz Winstead

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you…

— Lizz Winstead

I think that if you see that people are laughing, you know they haven't given up hope. You see that people are…

— Lizz Winstead

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way…

— Lizz Winstead

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

— Lizz Winstead

Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.

— Lizz Winstead

It is easier to talk about issues; it is easier to say you're a feminist because it's actually awesome to be one.…

— Lizz Winstead

It's really nice to see that, looking at all sides of the abortion issue - from the person who doesn't want to…

— Lizz Winstead

I've always considered myself a feminist, I always considered myself somebody who is a reproductive rights activist, and I've spent the past…

— Lizz Winstead

North Carolina is an amazing place. It has the best food, and also has folks fighting really hard for what's right.

— Lizz Winstead