I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Legislators could easily be out-voted if people voted in midterm elections. The fact that we don't talk about all this stuff [… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Unless you can point to something that I have done or said that has changed the course of the public opinion in… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
I had gone back home to finish my book in 2011, and that's when these laws really started coming into states all… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
If you're a woman and you've decided to step in front of people on any kind of platform and say that you… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the room and… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Since we are made up of comedians and filmmakers and writers and improvisers, we have the unique opportunity to bring joy to people who… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women shouldn't carry… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
