Ask me Quote by Lizz Winstead

The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.

— Lizz Winstead

In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the room and…

— Lizz Winstead

Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.

— Lizz Winstead

Since we are made up of comedians and filmmakers and writers and improvisers, we have the unique opportunity to bring joy to people who…

— Lizz Winstead

I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women shouldn't carry…

— Lizz Winstead

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.

— Lizz Winstead

Whoever's president I'm not going to be short on material.

— Lizz Winstead

We live in a nation where corporations are people.

— Lizz Winstead

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

— Lizz Winstead

If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win…

— Lizz Winstead

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

— Lizz Winstead

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's…

— Lizz Winstead