Baby Quote by Lizz Winstead

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

— Tina Fey

Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way.

— Nikhil Saluja

Farting is a good sign of happiness

— Archie Fuentes

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.

— Dana Gould

Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.

— Kate McKinnon

Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!

— Nikhil Saluja

A baby smiling at you in person is better than any antidepressant you could ever take!

— Perez Hilton

I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God bless you.

— Nikhil Saluja

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

— Anonymous

When your baby smiles at you with their whole body, it's enough to make me fall down.

— Billy Burke

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

— Tina Fey

A Baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3AM. And you're homealone, and you don't have…

— Amit Verma