Known Quote by Nick Kroll Download Open image “I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.” — Nick Kroll ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Known Problem
Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart. — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
They say shitting is call of nature.....does that means FARTING is a misscall!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama. — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. — Tyler Posey Copy Share Image
My first concert isn't that cool or ironic. I wish it had been like, "My first concert was the Backstreet Boys," but the first… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
As long as it's not an easy, outdated stereotype and it comes from an interesting or emotionally driven place, then anyone can be made… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
My goal was to do something that incorporated all the stuff I do and have it feel like something new, like it was hopefully… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
In New York, you are forced into having very public lives and observing all types of people, what they sound like, what they're reading,… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
People want to consume what you're putting out there, and you can create a really strong following of fans and admirers, and people who… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I think that being on the road and doing more and more stand-up has allowed me to figure out... like, I don't think I'll… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I've decided to just keep doing Oh, Hello, where I play an older man who thinks he's very cultured. That clearly has not gone… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I think Trump thinks of himself as pretty important, and now rightfully so - because he's the President of the United States. You gotta… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I want to be known as a good major-leaguer, and good major-leaguers work to become good. — Alex Rodriguez Copy Share Image
You've touched people and known it. You've touched people and never may know it. Either way, you have something to give. It is in… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
I was also known as Frodo because I was an early adopter of 'The Lord of the Rings. — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
And you can't complain about kissing Emma Watson. Isn't that what everyone in the world wants to do? I've known Emma for a few… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
I was very lucky to get well known much later in life. You need to have flopped quite a few times to get a… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
I became a bit of a teacher's pet, and it became known in the school by both faculty and students that I really excelled… — Paul Smith Copy Share Image
I always bump into people that Ive met. Not great friends, but if I bump into somebody Ive known and I wont recognise them.… — Dario Franchitti Copy Share Image
Black music has always known, and not been afraid to acknowledge just how high the stakes of Black thought are. To summarize the final… — Frank B. Wilderson III Copy Share Image
I shot for French and British Vogue. The British Vogue one featured clothes by Chloe and was shot at Highgate and the John Soane… — Nan Goldin Copy Share Image
Perhaps our own opposition to even the level of European integration we have now, let alone any more, is well known. — Nigel Farage Copy Share Image
I'm what is known as gradually disintegrating. I don't fear the next world, or anything. I don't fear hell, and I don't look forward… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
Life as we know it is fundamentally unsatisfying. I think most folks feel this to be true. They know that a life of aimless… — Michael Yates Copy Share Image
