Car Quote by Justin Halpern

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM....AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT..

— Renneec

Farting in the taxi makes the driver get you to your destination the fastest.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.

— Dana Gould

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.

— Demetri Martin

I think that everything starts to go to hell when you start smelling your own farts and complimenting yourself on how great they smell.…

— D. B. Weiss

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

— Adam Carolla

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes…

— Bob Saget

I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford.

— Bill Giles

The kids I knew growing up who worked on bikes all loved the smell of gas. It is the liquid agent for speed.

— Rachel Kushner

The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.

— Anonymous

“No one tips a farting cabdriver, so do yourself a favor and get some TUMS”

— Matthew Quick