Class Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Class Fart First class Firsts
Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Every time I fly first class, I'm like, 'Damn dude, this is sick!' — Geraldine Viswanathan Copy Share Image
When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who was a priest, made me write… — Brian McFadden Copy Share Image
On My First Driving Lesson “First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?…Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it... — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class. — Ray Floyd Copy Share Image
I have so many miles and I've been flying for so long that every time I fly, it's first class. It's one of those… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
I don't throw money away. First class tickets are very expensive. Why should I fly first class if I can fly business, which is… — Silvio Santos Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Where I grew up, learning was a collective activity. But when I got to school and tried to share learning with other students that… — Henry Giroux Copy Share Image
If I had to guess and put a name on it, I'd say that at some point, the drug war was as much a… — David Simon Copy Share Image
It must be assumed and established as a principle, that the right of private property must be regarded as sacred. Wherefore, the law ought… — Pope Leo XIII Copy Share Image
The rich people are apparently leaving America. They're giving up their citizenship. These great lovers of America who made their money in this country-when… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
I certainly don't think that the heirs of the American Revolution were a particularly noble class. — H. W. Brands Copy Share Image
You’re crazy,” said her best friend, Angela, as the bell rang to signal five minutes before the first class on the first day back… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Because there are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends… — Niccolo Machiavelli Copy Share Image
Right now, for many Americans, class is being foregrounded like never before because of the economic situation. It doesn't mean that race doesn't matter,… — Bell Hooks Copy Share Image
But I don't think the Democratic Party is at eye level with the middle class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
