Feels Quotes by Demetri Martin

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

— Demetri Martin

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

— Demetri Martin

The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.

— Demetri Martin

Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.

— Demetri Martin

It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.

— Demetri Martin

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

— Demetri Martin

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you…

— Demetri Martin

Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a…

— Demetri Martin

I feel so fortunate to be one of the lucky ones who is so grateful and appreciative to know such great synonyms…

— Demetri Martin

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get…

— Demetri Martin

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really…

— Demetri Martin

It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as…

— Demetri Martin

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I…

— Demetri Martin

When I trip, I feel like that's the world saying come here for a second. It just pulls me closer for a…

— Demetri Martin

Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time,…

— Demetri Martin

Sometimes I feel like I'm making a connection with a stranger, but then it turns out I'm not. Like, I was in…

— Demetri Martin