Quote by Justin Halpern

“Tell them I don't smoke cigars”

— Bonnie Parker

“A cigar is a sort of thing, not exactly a pleasure, but the crown and outward sign of pleasure.”

— Leo Tolstoy

“jerk.smokes cigars.will die of lung cancer,hopefully soon.excellent physical shape.”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“I have a cigarette for a penis. Except when I get sexually aroused it turns into a cigar. Would you care to hold my…

— Jarod Kintz

“Life is too short, and cigars are too expensive, to smoke them for any reason other than enjoyment.”

— Jonah Goldberg

“The only reason i Fall in love with cigarette.each one take 2 minutes of my life and i love this.”

— Mohammed Zaki Ansari

“And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.”

— Rudyard Kipling

“You know, this is the first time in many years that I really wished I hadn’t given up smoking. It would give me something…

— Gary Goldstick

“The cigars are ballast, sweetheart. Sheer ballast. If he didn’t have a cigar to hold on to, his feet would leave the ground. We’d…

— J.D. Salinger

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a…

— Mitch Hedberg

“He put a cigarette between his lips and I was transfixed. Smoking was a filthy habit, but I’d never wanted to be a cigarette…

— N.R. Walker

“Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you.”

— Anthony Liccione