Humorous Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick

“1. Jerk 2.Smokes cigars 3.Will die of lung cancer 4.Hopefully soon 5.Excellent physical shape”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“To celebrate the fact that I don’t have lung cancer, I lit up an extra cigar.”

— Hendrik Groen

“On My Interest in Smoking Cigars “You’re not a cigar guy…. Well, the first reason that jumps out at me is that you hold…

— Justin Halpern

“Life is too short, and cigars are too expensive, to smoke them for any reason other than enjoyment.”

— Jonah Goldberg

“Tell them I don't smoke cigars”

— Bonnie Parker

“You all smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.”

— John Green

“I had a dream about you. You had just died, and I was debating putting your body into either a coffin or a shoebox.…

— Jarod Kintz

“You smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.”

— John Green

“I think one can tell a lot about a person from the way he chooses to let the stub of his cigarette burn out...”

— Sanhita Baruah

“She put a cigarette in her mouth and lit it, tasting the familiar taste of nicotine, smoke, and impending lung cancer. It felt good.…

— Mike Omer

“My heart currently resembles the ashes of my cigarettes.”

— Virginia Woolf

“Go outside occasionally to smoke a cigarette. It’s a good way to make friends, it makes you look cool, and you’re already dead on…

— Thought Catalog