Humorous Quotes by Stanley Victor Paskavich

14 Humorous quotes by Stanley Victor Paskavich

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Though brief, these fourteen lines capture Paskavich’s playful perspective, offering a quick taste of his humor for anyone looking for a short, enjoyable read.

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If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!

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For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.

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“I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place.”

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If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

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I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost…

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“I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.”

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This has always bothered me. If Change is the only constant how can we have absolutes?

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I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said do you want to lay on the…

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Lots of ways to have your steak Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club

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I believe if I make God angry one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible

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“I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.”

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My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

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“Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?”

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“Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit…

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Don't live by my words, don't die by them, chew them slowly digest them, and smile if they give nourishment to your soul.

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“When you consume more food in one meal than a village of people eat in a day something is wrong”

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If you could see your perfect image in the mirror it would remove all your fear.

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I've diagnosed myself and discovered I have a limited 'life span' you can do this to. Then live life to its fullest in everything…

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Gods word is written in our hearts with a pen called love.

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“Saying Dating web sites don't work is like saying my keyboard types wrong as it is "written seek and yee shall find”

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I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour?

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I learned to love compassion when I began to give it away.

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Believe what you believe and it will be, believe what others believe and they will consume you.

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Teach, learn, listen or get the hell out of the way if you teach try to instill your students to set goals to surpass…

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If I wouldn't of spent so much time shooting spit wads at my English teacher I'd know how to punctuate good thing I normally…

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People often see qualities in others that they don't see in themselves. Then they hold them accountable for their own short comings.

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When a person says I AM I stands for the one and Am stands for existence.

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