“Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I believe if I make God angry one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Lots of ways to have your steak Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said do you want to lay on the… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
This has always bothered me. If Change is the only constant how can we have absolutes? — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath! — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Don't live by my words, don't die by them, chew them slowly digest them, and smile if they give nourishment to your soul. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I believe if there is a creator it will basically ask me two questions, how well did you enjoy my creation and what did… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“When you consume more food in one meal than a village of people eat in a day something is wrong” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Some people live a lifetime every second, others only a second in a life time with little happiness to find. Learn to seize each… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
If you could see your perfect image in the mirror it would remove all your fear. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I've diagnosed myself and discovered I have a limited 'life span' you can do this to. Then live life to its fullest in everything… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Gods word is written in our hearts with a pen called love. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Saying Dating web sites don't work is like saying my keyboard types wrong as it is "written seek and yee shall find” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour? — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I learned to love compassion when I began to give it away. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Believe what you believe and it will be, believe what others believe and they will consume you. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Teach, learn, listen or get the hell out of the way if you teach try to instill your students to set goals to surpass… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
