Humor Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich Download Open image “My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humorous
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Why don't you laugh? If I did not laugh I should die, and you need this medicine as much as I do. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism. — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
“I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I used to take someone with me for the chemotherapy so I could do jokes. You always try and find something absurd. — Jennifer Saunders Copy Share Image
“If laughter is one of the best medicines in life...laughing at yourself is a conducive pill.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking . — Anna Torv Copy Share Image
Don't live by my words, don't die by them, chew them slowly digest them, and smile if they give nourishment to your soul. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I believe if there is a creator it will basically ask me two questions, how well did you enjoy my creation and what did… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“When you consume more food in one meal than a village of people eat in a day something is wrong” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Some people live a lifetime every second, others only a second in a life time with little happiness to find. Learn to seize each… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
If you could see your perfect image in the mirror it would remove all your fear. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I've diagnosed myself and discovered I have a limited 'life span' you can do this to. Then live life to its fullest in everything… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Gods word is written in our hearts with a pen called love. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Saying Dating web sites don't work is like saying my keyboard types wrong as it is "written seek and yee shall find” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour? — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I learned to love compassion when I began to give it away. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Believe what you believe and it will be, believe what others believe and they will consume you. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Teach, learn, listen or get the hell out of the way if you teach try to instill your students to set goals to surpass… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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