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I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything.

— Kristanna Loken

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

— Larry David

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

— James DeGale

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

— Rick Riordan

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted…

— Mike Birbiglia

I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.

— Michael McIntyre

“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and connect that…

— Susan C. Young

I make jokes all the time. I have a different type of sense of humor.

— Uriah Hall

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

— Will Rogers

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's…

— Brad Williams