You're never going to catch me calling myself a hero unless I'm joking. — Spencer Stone Copy Share Image
We always laughing and joking, playing around, but, you know, when it's time to go to work, we go to work. — Jordan Clarkson Copy Share Image
I could be joking and smiling [with infidels] and then cutting their throats in the next second. — Tarik Shah Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of different characters, but people never recognize me. I'm not joking. — James Tupper Copy Share Image
I've actually phased out the misogynistic jokes because I used to think that everyone knew that I was joking. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“Please, no stabbing. All of that makes me anxious.' I crossed my arms. 'No promises.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke. — Kodi Smit-McPhee Copy Share Image
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The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex… — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
Today, let us be mindful of what we say to other. Sometimes while we joking with them we say things that we… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
When things are going well, everyone's coming into training, having a lot of banter and joking about and enjoying things, and when… — Gary Cahill Copy Share Image
I don't have a car." His eyes sliced into mine. "I walked here," I explained. "I'm on foot." "Angel," he said in… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
If I did live like there's no tomorrow I'd be in jail. Now your laughing because you think it's funny. I'm laughing… — Iris Thomas Copy Share Image
Never say, I CAN'T, not even joking because the subconscious mind does not recognize humor. It will take the message seriously, it… — Wandini Copy Share Image
Luciano was like a brother to me. We grew up together in Modena - his mother and my mother worked in the… — Mirella Freni Copy Share Image
God is always joking. Look at your own life - it is a joke! Look at other people's lives, and you will… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Well, I am not always joking, sometimes I am serious. But some people always expect you to be funny. If you were… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
All those teams I was on that were successful were the ones that everyone had love for each other and had fun.… — Karl-Anthony Towns Copy Share Image
“Is it because she’s a challenge to you?” she asked, not looking away. “Because if you’re going out with her because she’s… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
It is unpardonable conceit not to laugh at your own jokes. Joking is undignified; that is why it is so good for… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I did have a falsetto, but I only used it when I was joking around with friends or to annoy my girlfriends,… — John Lloyd Young Copy Share Image
Humor and absurdism are inevitable. If you look at our current massive flow of consumer products and digital communication and related media… — Aaron Belz Copy Share Image
You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Haley took a deep breath and said,“I’m gay.”“You’re gay?” the obnoxious guy who’d been sniffing around her and bugging the heck out… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I've seen 'Pride and Prejudice' about 4,000 times. I'm not joking: I know every single line. — Claire Foy Copy Share Image
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not. — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“The cybernetic operation?" "No, the sex change." The doctor's smile faltered. "I'm joking.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
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