I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke. — Kodi Smit-McPhee Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I've seen 'Pride and Prejudice' about 4,000 times. I'm not joking: I know every single line. — Claire Foy Copy Share Image
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not. — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“The cybernetic operation?" "No, the sex change." The doctor's smile faltered. "I'm joking.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
I am not really funny . I am actually mean and people think that I am joking — MLY AB Copy Share Image
Luciano was like a brother to me. We grew up together in Modena - his mother and my mother worked in the… — Mirella Freni Copy Share Image
“I regularly comment on my desire to exploit my admirers or to kill babies and cute animals, and I don't even need… — M. E. Thomas Copy Share Image
Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
Some people say, 'Oh, you look just like the guy from 'Stranger Things.' And I'm like, 'I am the guy.' And they… — Joe Keery Copy Share Image
“When you’re given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
When I write on 'SNL,' I've found I'm most productive while collaborating and joking with friends and not being firmly attached to… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
When I am captaining a side, the way I play would be the way my team plays as well. If I will… — Gautam Gambhir Copy Share Image
My wife and I were talking about '90210,' and we were kind of joking around about how many girls I've kissed on… — Matt Lanter Copy Share Image
Humor and absurdism are inevitable. If you look at our current massive flow of consumer products and digital communication and related media… — Aaron Belz Copy Share Image
You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My mom is just someone who's easy to talk to and hang with. My sister, it's always cool to be able to… — David Archuleta Copy Share Image
Britney Spears is a big influence. Huge. I think people thought I was joking about that for a long time. But when… — Marina and the Diamonds Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of gallows humor. When my aunt passed away, she was in a coma for a day before my… — Amanda Peet Copy Share Image
Carlos, are we in complete understanding with each other?” “Yeah,” I say. “As long as it’s not in your house and you… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
When I was 5 years old, hanging out with my friends who were all older than me, like 8 or 9, I… — Ryan Sheckler Copy Share Image
“The things about which we most often jest are generally, on the contrary, the things that worry us but that we do… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
I'd rather form my own party than ever join Ukip. We could call it the Widdy Mob. I'm joking. — Ann Widdecombe Copy Share Image
“We've got your back, Ying. So don't go-- losing your head. Just joking!" "I though it was funny. Come here.” — Jeremy Whitley Copy Share Image
I like to smile a lot and I always try to be happy, joking around and stuff. — Willian Copy Share Image
I am not joking when I state that I remained uneducated because I could not afford education. — Rakhi Sawant Copy Share Image
I don't appreciate people taking shots and joking at my expense, when I don't do that to anybody else. — Lee Corso Copy Share Image
I joke that I'm in the market for a cabin in the woods, and, at some point, I won't be joking anymore. — Kasie Hunt Copy Share Image
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A film set is very casual. If there is a senior actor, by the end of it, you end up joking with… — Ayesha Takia Copy Share Image
People think I am joking when I say my favourite actors are Shammi Kapoor and Dara Singh. — Naseeruddin Shah Copy Share Image
You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youʹd actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . .… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“When the humours were handed out, Ankh-Morpork got the one for joking and Quirm had to do make do with their expertise… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I've been called a cheater by my fellow opponents. It's all joking, but when someone yells 'cheater' in front of 200 people,… — Xander Schauffele Copy Share Image
When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I remember Nigel Martyn joking with me at Leeds, saying he was old enough to be my father, which he certainly was. — James Milner Copy Share Image
