Pat Paulsen

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

— Pat Paulsen

Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with…

— Pat Paulsen

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

— Pat Paulsen

I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they…

— Pat Paulsen

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where…

— Pat Paulsen

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get…

— Pat Paulsen

I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.

— Pat Paulsen

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and…

— Pat Paulsen

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

— Pat Paulsen

I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life…

— Pat Paulsen

I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a…

— Pat Paulsen

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the…

— Pat Paulsen

I don't need adult supervision.

— Pat Paulsen

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives…

— Pat Paulsen

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you…

— Pat Paulsen

People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any…

— Pat Paulsen

Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.

— Pat Paulsen

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

— Pat Paulsen

Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one…

— Pat Paulsen

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from…

— Pat Paulsen

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact…

— Pat Paulsen

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching…

— Pat Paulsen

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

— Pat Paulsen

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near…

— Pat Paulsen

Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I?…

— Pat Paulsen