Practical joke Quote by George A. Romero

“Listen, Mike, I don’t know what happens in parochial schools—most of the guys survive the nuns and come out with a sense of humor—some…

— Linda Fairstein

“in this society, things you’d think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.”

— Banana Yoshimoto

“People has jokes, but at this point I was meaner, so I didn't even think twice. You said some shit, I threw you into…

— Eddie Huang

“But are you glad you went to college? Was it a good experience?” I suppose it was. Althought I can’t remember a single thing…

— Peter Cameron

“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when people don't…

— D.E. Stevenson

“That would be me,” I said. “Good afternoon, gentlemen. Is this a joke?” “I beg your pardon?” the older fellow inquired politely, a faint…

— Kevin Hearne

“Yes, I went to Catholic school. You’re surprised? You shouldn’t be. My profanity has a certain religious flavor that can only be learned through…

— Emma Chase

“bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes”

— Various

“I may possibly be a candidate for Alzheimer’s myself, since I’m finding crude jokes much funnier now than I once did. I am growing…

— Hendrik Groen

“I'm a mean mother-hmmnhmmnh man of God," she informed me. "Except that I'm a woman, of course." "You just quoted something, didn't you?" I…

— Elliott James

“It was at that moment that something bizarrely divine happened. Something I could have almost blown off if it hadn’t happened before my eyes.…

— Katie Ashley

“Because here’s another sneaky little truth about life. You can’t be an important and life-changing presence for some people without also being a joke…

— Mark Manson