Black Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again.

— Kurt Vonnegut

People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.

— Daniel Tosh

It's fun to deliver material on live TV because it's more off-the-cuff, but I like writing better. You really can measure the joke, think…

— Willie Geist

I've been in situations where, in the midst of really hardcore events in my life, I made some ridiculous off-color joke that was in…

— Samuel Witwer

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

— Larry David

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the…

— John Mulaney

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

— David Cross

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just…

— Steven Wright

I think one of my first jokes - in the black community, there's people who have jokes about skin tone. People like, 'You so…

— Hannibal Buress

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I'm…

— Woody Allen

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

— Ludwig Wittgenstein

What can this piece of paper do; imagine?

— Alamgir Hashmi