Black Quotes by Chris Rock

If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.

— Chris Rock

I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.

— Chris Rock

I love black people, but I hate niggers.

— Chris Rock

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

— Chris Rock

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

— Chris Rock

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

— Chris Rock

Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

— Chris Rock

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and…

— Chris Rock

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

— Chris Rock

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

— Chris Rock

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up…

— Chris Rock

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

— Chris Rock

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.

— Chris Rock

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.

— Chris Rock

So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America... but whatever you decide…

— Chris Rock

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's…

— Chris Rock

Kids raised on a culture of ‘We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.’…

— Chris Rock

If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle…

— Chris Rock

When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice…

— Chris Rock

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny…

— Chris Rock

I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son…

— Chris Rock

Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re…

— Chris Rock

So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not…

— Chris Rock

You can't have anything valuable in your house. Niggers will break in and take it all! Everything white people don't like about…

— Chris Rock

Only black people in the whole neighborhood, so let's break it down: Me, I'm a decent comedian, I'm a'ight. Mary J. Blige,…

— Chris Rock

There are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what…

— Chris Rock

Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get…

— Chris Rock

We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that…

— Chris Rock

I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black…

— Chris Rock

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to…

— Chris Rock

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in…

— Chris Rock

Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a…

— Chris Rock

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

— Chris Rock

Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations.…

— Chris Rock

I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches…

— Chris Rock

I realized with Broadway everything written for black people is usually written in the past, and I'm kind of a contemporary guy.…

— Chris Rock

You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the…

— Chris Rock

A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You…

— Chris Rock

Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go…

— Chris Rock

People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just…

— Chris Rock