People really cared more about women's hair. But nobody takes you seriously with Jheri curls is what we've deduced. If you got… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The only reaction that frightens me is people not laughing. It's extraordinary to me when you get a laugh. That you can… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
