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Money Quotes by Chris Rock

21 Money quotes by Chris Rock

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Chris Rock’s trademark humor turns the subject of cash into a series of punchy observations. These twenty‑one quips swing between laugh‑out‑loud moments and sly critiques, perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh while thinking about the price of life.

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Money is the best lotion in the world.

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I live way below my means.

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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.

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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.

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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets,

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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for…

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Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

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There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't…

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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money…

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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your…

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Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing…

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Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window…

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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success…

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It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance.…

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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 dollars. I'm thinking, 'I've got…

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I get approached to do shows all the time. There's a lot of money in sitcoms, but I've never been the kind…

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The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When…

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So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America... but whatever you decide…

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The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When…

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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.

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I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were…

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