Children Quotes by Chris Rock

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

— Chris Rock

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

— Chris Rock

Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege.

— Chris Rock

One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart…

— Chris Rock

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

— Chris Rock

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s…

— Chris Rock

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you…

— Chris Rock

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie…

— Chris Rock

When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy…

— Chris Rock

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy,…

— Chris Rock

I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son…

— Chris Rock

My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life... Sometimes I'm walking with…

— Chris Rock

I'm looking forward to not being tired around my child. My father was tired a lot. I want to play ball with…

— Chris Rock

I've told Michael Jackson jokes. If you got really technical, you could say those are jokes about child molestation. You could, if…

— Chris Rock

So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not…

— Chris Rock