Children Quote by Chris Rock

Damn you Girl Scout cookies. Too good to resist.

— Alex Morgan

“Boys and girls, you asked good questions, and you asked them nicely and quietly, so I’m putting a cookie token in our cookie jar…

— Laurie Frankel

“And don’t worry about the cookies for Ky’s class tomorrow. I already made the packaged ones. Trust me; them kids will enjoy them just…

— Love Belvin

Our family loves Girl Scout cookies and I don't think allowing a boy in the Girl Scouts is a good thing.

— Jim Bob Duggar

“The journey of figuring out how to get the cookies from the cookie jar is more adventurous and exciting than your parents picking you…

— Jayden Codner

What are you doing here?” [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies,” I said. “Want some? The Samoas are terrific.” (Max II to Max)

— James Patterson

The Girl Scout Cookie Program teaches young women how to be entrepreneurs, manage money, and develop people skills and business ethics.

— Phil Scott

“Hayden gave me a lopsided smile before turning to Olivia. “Aunt Liz is baking cookies.”Her eyes lit up like someone shoved a diamond in…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the…

— Darynda Jones

“She baked you cookies!' he repeated as if I'd missed the importance. 'So what?' I turned to get my bag, but Tim blocked my…

— Brian Katcher

“Surely the woman had more important things to do than to teach my sister how to read. I was waiting for cookies, for fuck's…

— Jack Gray

“Some ground rules. In my place, cookie baking isn't a spectator sport. And if you eat all the chocolate chips, I'll turn your underwear…

— Anonymous