“Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock’s gym towel on a dork’s butt.” — Lisi Harrison Night sky Copy Share Image
“I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“Candace nodded a little too hard. She loved making her ponytail swing.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it? — Lisi Harrison Brother Copy Share Image
Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers. They're not. Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp? — Lisi Harrison Dvds Copy Share Image
A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do… — Lisi Harrison Boss Copy Share Image
“Question." "Yes," Candace asked expectantly, eyes fixed on the dark street ahead. "Have you ever had to chose sides between a friend… — Lisi Harrison Advice Copy Share Image
Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy. — Lisi Harrison Car Copy Share Image
Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?! — Lisi Harrison Football Copy Share Image
Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out? — Lisi Harrison Groceries Copy Share Image
It's never too late to fix things with people you love, Massie. Kendra said. That's true. William agreed. — Lisi Harrison People Copy Share Image
When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy. — Lisi Harrison Brownies Copy Share Image
“What's wrong with mistakes? Not that I'd know. No one's ever let me make any.” — Lisi Harrison Failure Copy Share Image
Are you a female dog? What? Massie asked. Why? Because you are acting like a real bitch — Lisi Harrison Bitch Copy Share Image
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. — Lisi Harrison Barriers Copy Share Image
“are you a wedgie?" Asked Massie. "No." "Then why are you all up in my butt?" Said Massie” — Lisi Harrison Comebacks Copy Share Image
I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in… — Lisi Harrison Bumps Copy Share Image
“All that I know is that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else? DONE!” — Lisi Harrison The-clique Copy Share Image
Are you a peice of Saran Wrap? No Well then why are you acting so clingy? — Lisi Harrison Acting Copy Share Image
It was an image Melody would never forget. Or was it the emotions the image conjured - hope, excitement, and fear of… — Lisi Harrison Anticipation Copy Share Image
