You talk so much shit, Im not sure whether to give you a breath mint, or some toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yeah, episodic doesn't work. Your coolest character needs something big and meaningful to do. Otherwise, well, it's just narrative shit.” — Don Roff Copy Share Image
“Humans listen to their hearts so fucking loud that they mute their dumbass brains.” — The Fart Blast Copy Share Image
“The woman is a force of nature.” Crash relaxes a bit but doesn’t move from where he’s positioned himself as a wall… — Rory Miles Copy Share Image
“Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“One-and-twenty sorts of birds,” said Ser Kyle. “One-and-twenty sorts of bird droppings,” said Ser Maynard. “You have no poetry in your heart,… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“We’re better together than we are apart. The American Dream has us looking out for ourselves even at the expense of our… — Trevor D. Richardson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I act like I have my shit together more than I do. Sometimes I act like I don’t have my shit… — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
They say you should never work with children or animals.... Isn't that right, Rolf? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In fact, of course, this 'productive' worker cares as much about the crappy shit he has to make as does the capitalist… — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Every word serves a purpose. It conveys an idea. And the idea behind words like feces, stool, or poop is exactly the… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“It’s all a pile of shit,” he whispers to the darkness around him. “It’s all just one big pile of shit.” Verner… — Steen Langstrup Copy Share Image
“You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.” — Darnell Lamont Walker Copy Share Image
“A young English couple was visiting with me one summer after I had been composting humanure for about six years. One evening,… — Joseph C. Jenkins Copy Share Image
They cast me away.Away with dismay Outcast in so many ways.Brutally discriminated by their against. — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
“A nationwide study published by the USDA in 1996 found that [...] 78.6 percent of the ground beef contained microbes that are… — Eric Schlosser Copy Share Image
“If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out. And the journey starts NOW.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“You and I both know that love is for children,'' he said. ''We're adults. Compatibility is for adults.'' ''Compatibility is for my… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Get me your manager.” Dove held her head high and tried to seem older and more self-assured. The teenager barely registered her… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“I wonder idly how long i can go without sleep before I flip my shit and start running down the street in… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image