Profanity Quote by David Sedaris

“Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales, you scoff…

— Jane Yolen

“Sometimes it was just better to blow shit up.”

— Magnus Flyte

“Define ‘absolute shit.”

— Marc Levy

“Winds blew, evil winds, winds that pissed on the citizens, piss disguised as rain.”

— Orly Castel-Bloom

“When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket…

— David Sedaris

“It’s a powerful experience, shitting. There’s something magical about it, profound even. I think God made humans shit in the way we do because…

— Trevor Noah, Born A Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood

“Look like shit, feel like shit, in a world of shit.”

— Cherrie Lynn

“I think you underestimate the appeal of blowing shit up.”

— Debra Dunbar

“The rain hadn’t yet started, but the wind blew in angry gusts and thunder rumbled, like the mean-spirited cackle of some ancient, pissed-off god.”

— Lisa Clark O'Neill

“I don't swear just for the hell of it. Language is a poor enough means of communication. I think we should use all the…

— Jerome Lawrence

“I swear to shit; god wanted to punish me and used my cock to do it.”

— Chelle Bliss

“Shit hits the fan so fertilizer can rain.”

— Jackie Viramontez