Tofu Quotes

The beautiful memories of tofu from when I was young

— Onew

“A man of quality is not threatened by a woman with tofu.”

— Elliot Katz

I'm a vegetarian; I eat a lot of tofu and soy.

— Kristen Wiig

I love stir-fries, quinoa, tofu, and tempeh!

— Hannah Teter

I don't like tofu. I'd sooner eat a sponge.

— Sylvia Browne

“That’s the problem with stinky tofu. It’s so yummy,”

— Lenore Look

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.

— Clint Eastwood

The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in.

— Sylvia Boorstein

The mind is like tofu. By itself, it has no taste. Everything depends on the flavor of the marinade it steeps in.

— Zalman Schachter-Shalomi

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for…

— Al Madrigal

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu…

— Aisha Tyler

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

— Simone Elkeles

I only get fat when I eat food cooked by other chefs. At home, my wife does all the cooking. She makes…

— Alain Ducasse

I can’t be sure, of course, but I’d compare it to living on tofu and soy milk; we call ourselves vegetarians, our…

— Stephenie Meyer

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity would sit down and eat a steak with Keith Olbermann and Barack Obama before they would dine…

— Gary Yourofsky

My brain still recoils at memories of the tofu stir-fries in my college co-op. A student 'cook' made them in a wok…

— Chris Morocco

I eat a lot, but really well. Every morning, I make a tofu scramble with soy cheese; lunch and dinner is usually…

— Lea Michele

The figure of the enthusiast who has just discovered jogging or a new way to fix tofu can be said to stand…

— Lewis H. Lapham

Any kind of food you eat is going to have an impact on the world. If you switch to tofu and get…

— Michael Pollan

Chili dogs, funnel cakes, fried bread, majorly greasy pizza, candy apples, ye gods. Evil food smells amazing -- which is either proof…

— Jim Butcher

Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other…

— Craig Ferguson

I'm always thirsty when I wake up, so I guzzle a bottle of Smart water before I scramble tofu with onions, peppers…

— Carrie Underwood

I take vitamins daily, but just the bare essentials not what you'd call supplements. I try to stick to a vegan diet…

— Clint Eastwood

Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or…

— Gary Yourofsky

“The only time they ever throw anything away is when it's really and truly broken, and then they make a big deal…

— Ruth Ozeki

“The egg rolls were time-consuming to make, but the bean sprout filling was cheap and tasty. Besides, a party just isn't a…

— Mia P. Manansala

Jesus and Paul were serious dudes. They had teeth missing. Jesus was a carpenter, Paul was in prison. These guys didn’t eat…

— Mark Driscoll

Ninety-eight percent of all the soy that's raised goes to livestock. So people make fun of vegetarians for being tofu eaters, but…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Look at the way the rice is shining... it looks like jewels. Each grain of rice retains its original shape... and they're…

— Tetsu Kariya

“The human brain comprises 70% water, which means it's a similar consistency to tofu. Picture that for a second - a blob…

— Alan Partridge

“My life is like tofu—it's what gets added that makes it interesting.”

— Angela Johnson

Power is a neutral energy source, like tofu. It's what you do with it that gives it flavor.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I really enjoy making dinner for my kids and my husband - chopping ginger and marinating the tofu.

— Sadie Frost

I can make fried tofu, boiled tofu, stuffed tofu. Cutlets and other fancy stuff, that's for other directors.

— Yasujiro Ozu

Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu…

— Jared Leto

I thought my early attempts at cooking tofu went well, but, in hindsight, I realize that's because I was cooking for hungry,…

— Chris Morocco

There are so many amazing plant-based foods out there that I don't feel the urge to eat tofu bacon.

— Ella Woodward

If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the…

— Ingrid Newkirk

For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake.

— Giada De Laurentiis