Asparagus Quote by Gary Yourofsky

It's hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it's like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean,…

— Al Franken

As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.

— David Letterman

TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ...…

— Stephen Colbert

I will continue to speak out against the views of both Limbaugh and Hannity when I feel it's warranted, meeting their free speech with…

— Alan Colmes

Rush Limbaugh is good for the party. Drive it all the way down, take it down as low as it can go, make complete…

— Evan Thomas

I wonder about guys like Sean Hannity, Keith Olbermann and Mark Levin. They're on such a mission. I mean, I love Hannity and Levin…

— Don Imus

Newt Gingrich would cream Barack Obama in a debate.

— Monica Crowley

I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies. So far…

— Craig Ferguson

I personally would have liked to have seen Obama and Joe Biden do much more.

— Angela Stanton-King

We are going to have the candidate of food stamps, the finest food-stamp president in the American history, in Barack Obama, and we are…

— Newt Gingrich

President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of…

— Greta Van Susteren

I will commend the Democrats for one thing. If they name Keith Ellison as the head of the DNC, then I'll commend them for…

— Ted Cruz