Aisha Tyler

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a…

— Aisha Tyler

Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be. So what I…

— Aisha Tyler

I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they…

— Aisha Tyler

I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I…

— Aisha Tyler

“Just give me a second to get my wind back. Who the hell put that pole there?”

— Aisha Tyler

I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little…

— Aisha Tyler

I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I…

— Aisha Tyler

The only concept or experience or core belief that I can attribute my other-ness to is that I just started out a…

— Aisha Tyler

And I was the only black kid in my school for almost all of my childhood, until I was a teenager. So…

— Aisha Tyler

When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in…

— Aisha Tyler

When I was young I thought, 'Yeah, people don't see, they're not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am'.…

— Aisha Tyler

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these…

— Aisha Tyler

I like grown up comedy.

— Aisha Tyler

“Because a rebel is just a guy who doesn’t have the good sense to go the same way the crowd is going,…

— Aisha Tyler

There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

— Aisha Tyler

TV always wants more people to be watching.

— Aisha Tyler

Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for…

— Aisha Tyler

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

— Aisha Tyler

You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women…

— Aisha Tyler

Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And…

— Aisha Tyler

I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being's fibers need to…

— Aisha Tyler

I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored…

— Aisha Tyler

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

— Aisha Tyler

I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily…

— Aisha Tyler

“But you never know what you can create if you put your heart into it unreservedly, and never let anyone else make…

— Aisha Tyler