Animals Quote by David Sedaris

“waking up to a band of raccoons partying in her cabin. They’d torn through the screen door and made off with a box of…

— Marina Adair

“It was baffling. These creatures. The were fraught and frayed win their desire. A snake would never poison itself, but these folk made an…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“I had a tame rat when I was a boy, and I loved that animal as only a boy would love an old water-rat”

— Jerome K. Jerome

“He wouldn’t have been surprised if it had died of boredom itself — no company except stupid people drumming their fingers on the glass…

— J.K. Rowling

“Oh, for fuck's sake; sometimes a raccoon is just a raccoon!”

— Tanya Huff

“Raccoons are beyond fear, and they are assholes.”

— John Hodgman

“had indeed housed snakes, but these animals were gone too, only their skins remaining like leftover chocolate wrappers.”

— Candice Fox

“Who knew raccoons were so aggressive?”

— Grace Hitchcock

“I had a pet raccoon that took my tooth brush once, But only to another room.”

— Rod McKuen

“Animals, like people, did not ask to be who or what they were, and to make life difficult for others simply for being what…

— Alexander McCall Smith

“When the little mouse, which was loved as none other was in the mouse-world, got into a trap one night and with a shrill…

— Franz Kafka

“a little, would have existed to keep animals”

— Monty Don