Air supply Quote by David Sedaris

“Don't get caught sleepwalking on the conveyor belt of life, fumbling about but getting no where fast in the viscous cycle of a comfort…

— Dwaun S. Cox

“Don't be the guy that sat spouting how greatly succesful he was to a random stranger at the airport only to find out later…

— Shelley K. Wall

“You wake up in the morning, then go for a jog, pump up the dumb-bell, and take a shower! Put on fresh and clean…

— Avijeet Das

“if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive”

— Dmitry Dyatlov

“The young will never know how recklessly we went from bed to bed, from body to body, from night to night. it all, at…

— Charles Bukowski

Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me…

— Darynda Jones

“It's really hard to drive, talk on the phone, and jack off at the same time. And, amazingly, nobody in the back of my…

— Jarod Kintz

“I will never fail to inflate my lungs for you when you're a hundred miles deep, heading headfirst towards a telephone pole - screaming…

— Shinji Moon

“I think anyone who stops at a gas station at night is up to no good. I think that if cops want to stop…

— Bill Konigsberg

“If I were stepping down from the bus at the rich end of town instead of the trailer park, I wouldn’t have to watch…

— Jennifer Echols

“When you were little and you were afraid of the boogey man, getting under the covers meant he couldn't see you or grab your…

— Tara Sivec

“My advice is to never masturbate in Cockburn Town.”

— Jarod Kintz