Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My advice is to never masturbate in Cockburn Town.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I do not masturbate often. Though at times I do so almost without being aware of it, actually.” — David Markson Copy Share Image
“At seventeen years old, masturbation was unfamiliar to me, but I knew the fell of a wedding ring against my cock. I couldn't count… — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Should I masturbate before we meet up? I don’t want to be horny and thinking with my dick the whole time. I mean, it’s… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“But every man has a cock, and every man knows how to use it for his pleasure. Maybe if he’s good, he knows how to use it for someone else’s pleasure. Those are just the first steps at Mount Vegas.’ She held his gaze with dark, hard eyes. ‘Now do you want to learn the lesson or do you want… — K.D. Grace Copy Share
“Celebrations, for me, have always been where celibacy meets masturbation.” — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“The trick to saying the word cock , is to do it like you have one in your mouth.” — Geoffrey Knight Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
