“My role is insignificant. Sure, there’s diaper detail and fire watch and general fawning, but aside from keeping our noses above the… — Gordon Highland Philosophy Copy Share Image
“Writing what you know" is about as much fun as having an affair with your spouse.” — Gordon Highland Marriage Copy Share Image
“Borrowed time and stolen moments are those of which we take the most ownership.” — Gordon Highland Borrowed time Copy Share Image
“Strapped in, this chair conjures sympathetic imagery the eyes could never record. Theater of the mind etched on the skull wall. The… — gordon highland Psychology Copy Share Image
“If you save your best song for the encore, you won't get one.” — Gordon Highland Music Copy Share Image
“The definition of success constantly evolves for the truly ambitious.” — Gordon Highland Definition of success Copy Share Image
“I’ll keep this part short, because no one truly gives a shit about this kind of stuff, and I’m sure you don’t,… — Gordon Highland Life Copy Share Image
“These things matter. It’s tedious, I know. Any writer worth his weight in pulp would by now have set the hero along… — Gordon Highland Goals Copy Share Image
“Many people talk of the “god-shaped void” in their lives that had been waiting to be filled by faith. Always in born-again… — Gordon Highland Faith Copy Share Image
“Hold the mail, I could swear that was funny. He must draw his powers from the others. A malevolent synergy, like when… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“Celebrations, for me, have always been where celibacy meets masturbation.” — Gordon Highland Birthday Copy Share Image
“Reading without suspicion is more dangerous than blogging without authority.” — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“Heavenly Father, I promise never again (or for three business days, whichever comes first) to take your blessings for granted if your… — Gordon Highland Business Copy Share Image
“Chewing is fun [on hillbilly heroin]. Who knew it could ever be so much work, though? I’m reasonably sure I’ve been rolling… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“You can't copyright a title, but if anyone tries to steal "Rabbi Sanjeev and the Periwinkle Valise of Intrigue," I'll sue the… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“You remind Cruise that I was the one who begged him to run screaming from that script,” Graham shouts into a speakerphone… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image