“Fuck going to my happy place. I’m going to my naughty place.” — Lani Lynn Vale Happiness Copy Share Image
“I like to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen table and guess what I need when I’m… — Lani Lynn Vale Kitchen table Copy Share Image
“It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person.” — Lani Lynn Vale Grocery store Copy Share Image
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don’t know whether I’m kidding or not. -T-shirt” — Lani Lynn Vale Kidding Copy Share Image
“would be the first person to die in a horror movie. I refuse to spend my last few minutes running.” — Lani Lynn Vale First person Copy Share Image
“Life is so boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to.” — Lani Lynn Vale Boring Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.” — Lani Lynn Vale Masturbation Copy Share Image
“Basically, if you can pull off a beard, you can pull off my underwear.” — Lani Lynn Vale Beard Copy Share Image
“Sleeping is too hard during the summer. Blankets are too warm, but without blankets I’m vulnerable to monsters. -Sway’s secret thoughts” — Lani Lynn Vale Blankets Copy Share Image
“Woman,” he growled into my ear, “You were mine before we even left the bar. I saw you walk in and knew… — Lani Lynn Vale Knew Copy Share Image
“His woman doesn't enjoy sex with him says something about the man, not the woman. It's the man's job to figure out… — Lani Lynn Vale Man Woman Copy Share Image
“Just because you have a beard, doesn’t mean you’re a man. Vaginas can grow hair, too. -Things you probably shouldn’t say to… — Lani Lynn Vale Beard Copy Share Image
“Police officers don’t shoot to kill. They shoot to stay alive. -Fact” — Lani Lynn Vale Police Copy Share Image
“Kind of like you spread the ass cheeks while I do the wiping kind of bond.” — Lani Lynn Vale Cheeks Copy Share Image
“You’re stronger than what you think. I’ve always admired you.” He looked at his hands. “Don’t let her go. Don’t waste even… — Lani Lynn Vale Life Copy Share Image
