Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation. — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
“Masturbation, like writing, is best when your mind is working faster than your hand.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I can imagine you touching my private parts. With just the thought of you I can't help, but touch myself. — Toni Braxton Copy Share Image
[On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best. — Mart Crowley Copy Share Image
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Every time you open the paper now, there seems to be another celebrity getting arrest for masturbation. First, it was Peewee Herman… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“Remember how it felt yesterday? What you saw me do?” I snorted and grinned. “Man, do I ever. I remembered twice last… — Missy Welsh Copy Share Image
We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that masturbation is our basic form of sex is hard,… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
“baptizing all containers with an orifice that appeals to their cock is the trivial pursuit of little boys" (23) (rbt: every "boy"… — Tony Duvert Copy Share Image
“It was like his daily masturbation - possibly wrong, possibly juvenile and borderline deviant, but something he required to keep from going… — T. Baggins Copy Share Image
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. What you now call the free play of inquiry has neither more nor less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the whole room smell of… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
In masturbation there is nothing but loss. There is no reciprocity. There is merely the spending away of a certain force, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Male masturbation is not a release, it is a squandering. Anyone who begins to no-fap will soon discover this. Like most things,… — Jack Freestone Copy Share Image
Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves… Most women-it… — Lydia Lunch Copy Share Image
... it [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
I always give three pieces of advice to all the teenage girls when I do my talks: long country walks - it's… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who, before anything has reared… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The masturbation myth is absolutely responsible for more unwanted pregnancies and diseases than anything else on the planet earth. During the middle… — Johnny Luckett Copy Share Image
“For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Masturbation is not physically necessary. There is already a way by which the male system relieves excessive spermatic fluid quite regularly through… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
“Alas, it was in vain that I implored the dungeon-keep of Roussainville, that I begged it to send out to meet me… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
The media we surround ourselves with allows us to manufacture our own experience every day, which is a perception of the world… — Rick Alverson Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think. I… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“He absent-mindedly fondled his crotch and then whipped his hand away.No masturbation,he suddenly decided.He tried to think about this but sustained logical… — Upamanyu Chatterjee Copy Share Image
“There will be others, many others. You’ll try desperately to digest a single word through the acronym-laden gibberish, while beginning to wonder… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
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![“... it [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves often into mutual masturbation - practiced with another person of the same sex - and thence into total homosexuality.” quote by Spencer W. Kimball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f51/spencer-w-kimball-1179_done_it-masturbation-too-often-leads-to-griev_1890800.jpg)
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