I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half). — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best. — Mart Crowley Copy Share Image
I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex. — David Lodge Copy Share Image
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to. — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
[Norman Mailer] is against masturbation, he's against homosexuality. He believes that murder is essentially sexual. I think he's rather an anthology of… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. What you now call the free play of inquiry has neither more nor less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the whole room smell of… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the age of… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
“Everyone does it." "But no one talks about it," Gloria said. "About the different levels of skill involved. You have to practice… — Ursula Hegi Copy Share Image
In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948--on a five year old girl. — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization. Some men make love every day;… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
To me, video games aren't something as necessary as food or sleep, but they're just as important as delicious food, drinks, afternoon… — Hidetaka Suehiro Copy Share Image
“That's all anyone has, and it's always brief, although, of course, some people believe they have a past where they can accumulate… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“I think I know what he is REALLY doing in there... and thinking about ME while doing it." (continuing) "But when he… — Steven L. Sheppard Copy Share Image
“Since most boys (including me) learn masturbation around the time they hit puberty, they quickly develop a well-formed habit. As such, it’s… — Charles Benedict Copy Share Image
If a director says he doesn't care how many people see his films at all, I simply don't believe him. Otherwise why… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
“He absent-mindedly fondled his crotch and then whipped his hand away.No masturbation,he suddenly decided.He tried to think about this but sustained logical… — Upamanyu Chatterjee Copy Share Image
My mother never talked about sex. I was on the Dr. Ruth [ Westheimer] show once - this is years and years… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
“There will be others, many others. You’ll try desperately to digest a single word through the acronym-laden gibberish, while beginning to wonder… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“Homer, in the second book of the Iliad says with fine enthusiasm, "Give me masturbation or give me death." Caesar, in his… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Very few people actually saw Andy's films like Chelsea Girls where he filmed seven hours, ran it on two screens, where each… — Bob Colacello Copy Share Image
“Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting;… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When you wake up and your heart is going like the clappers or your back feels strained, or you develop some other… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
![“[Norman Mailer] is against masturbation, he's against homosexuality. He believes that murder is essentially sexual. I think he's rather an anthology of all the darkest American traits.” quote by Gore Vidal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/260/gore-vidal-466_anthology_norman-mailer-is-against-masturbation-he_2379198.jpg)
![“I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe.” quote by Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/57f/neil-gaiman-29_cutting_i-wanted-to-put-a-reference-to-masturbat_1145865.jpg)
![“My mother never talked about sex. I was on the Dr. Ruth [ Westheimer] show once - this is years and years and years ago - and it was her Mother's Day show. And I didn't know what we were going to talk about but what she decided we were going to talk about was female masturbation. My mother had…” quote by Judy Blume](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2e3/judy-blume-2002_decided_my-mother-never-talked-about-sex-i-was-o_2291303.jpg)
