Humor Quote by Rock Cowles Download Open image “I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half).” — Rock Cowles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Masturbation Plays Self Self Self Suits Shirt Shirt Says Wordplay
Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I'm most comfortable in T-shirts, but they have to have some style to them. — Giada De Laurentiis Copy Share Image
I've never owned a T-shirt. I don't like vests or sweaters or cardies with zips. I like a proper shirt with a collar. There's… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
What I've always loved to do is build a brand that's so cool that you want to wear their T-shirt. — Lee Clow Copy Share Image
I'm always in an Alexander Wang t-shirt or tank top and Acne jeans. I can just throw that on and be myself. — Freja Beha Erichsen Copy Share Image
When I go into a store and find a T-shirt that's well-designed with a great fabric but the fit is all wrong, the T-shirt… — Kygo Copy Share Image
To make a perfect t-shirt is hard - all you have is white cotton and fit. that's where experience comes in. — Simon Spurr Copy Share Image
I love when I get compliments on my shirts all the time. I'm a t-shirt guy, and I think nine times out of 10,… — Cress Williams Copy Share Image
I like the authentic object, and I have no problem paying sixty dollars for a T-shirt if it fits me really well and it's… — Micah Lexier Copy Share Image
God, I always just think of myself as a jeans and T-shirt kind of person. — Joan Jett Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image